"Christmas Vacation"

One of my favorite traditions is to watch "Christmas Vacation" around the Christmas holiday! Here are some of my favorite lines from the movie:

Ellen: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.

Clark: That's all part of the experience, honey.

Todd: Well, something had to come through the window. Something had to break the stereo!

Margo: And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?

Todd: I don't know, Margo!

Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.

Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?

Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.

Clark: Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace.

Aunt Bethany: What, dear?

Nora Griswold: Grace!

Aunt Bethany: Grace? She passed away thirty years ago.

Uncle Lewis: They want you to say Grace.

Uncle Lewis: The BLESSING!

Aunt Bethany: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands/ One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Clark: Amen

Eddie: Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.



Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!

xoxo

Court

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